Thursday, June 18, 2009

Calling on every one directly men

One of the great benefits of being gay—other than the usual perks of knowing how to groom, dress, swagger and run for a Republican senatorial position—comes the beautiful relationships us homos have with our sisters-in-awe: the ability to bitch over men. It is a wonderfully cathartic exercise and I urge every girl to adopt her very own must-have accessory for every season: a gay. Thankfully, if you are a woman reading this, you have at least 3-4 good gays in your life (one for every pair of good shoes), so it is not you I am addressing. Rather, it is those straight men out there who wonder what it is that makes our relationship with you so special.

In addition, here is why:
• Most important of all, who do you think teaches her all those tricks in bed? Now, really think about it. Do you honestly think she was born with an innate understanding of when to take off her rings? How to do “that” trick? How to assist you? As the old saying goes, “bro, please.”
• We know everything about her. Everything fun, at least. We probably know more about her than some of her best girlfriends, and it makes sense: there is never any competition over guys; we could never date each other’s ex (or at least nothing she needs to know about). There is never any doubt about who is hotter (in a concentrated effort to keep world peace, we usually concede the hotness to her); and we cannot share the bathroom. This means that we have never had to share a stall, hear her pee, smell her poop nuggets as they plop in the water, or watch her pop a zit, all of which could be potentially hazardous to our friendship. As far as we are concerned, she has no bodily functions.
• We have an innate ability to translate “girlinguistics” into “menrisms”. Example: We know that when she tells you “I feel fat”, what she means is “you better put up with my thunder thighs because I sure as hell am getting tired of having your fat gut push me out of bed each morning”. It is true and methodically established.

therefore, I am call an calling man on my straight male brethren to wake up as well as learn from us gay call men in the hope that you too begin making an effort to own. Your bevy of 3-4 good gays (one for every pair of good shoes she left in your house as her way of staking claim to your ass.)

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Calling Men in Dating…

My dating suggestion gives abundance of suggestion for women who wish to recognize the whole thing regarding calling men in the dating, answering phone calls, returning phone to call men, SMS to men, handling phone calls, e-mails and so much more along the same lines. You can read my posts to answers your questions regarding handling phone with calls men as well as I hope that you will find your reply.

On the other hand, since I wrote my post dedicated to calling men, I have been receiving more plus more e-mails from women who ask me precise questions about handling all communications with calling men in dating, why stop calling men after a few dates, why does not he call men after the first date, and so on. Here I will address some of the questions I have freshly received from women.

Be supposed to I leave messages if my boyfriend does not reply my calls?

• First, it depends on the situation. What is your relationship situation? Did you break up? When you last saw him, did you argue? What was the dynamics of the relationship before he stopped answering your phone calls? What do you mean when you say “your boyfriend”?

• Now, since you didn’t provide any of that info, I will answer generally speaking and what the protocol is.

• When you call man, if you call first, you leave a message once. After that, do not call him anymore. The ball is in his court. He calls you back – great! He doesn’t call you back, well, you’ve just had your answer.

• But what if? My dear, there are “no if’s” in dating. Take my word for it. But what if he is upset? But what if this is something I said?

If those are the kind of questions that are running in your head, listen up. If a calling man is upset and wants to resolve the situation, he will call you and try to work it out. If you are always the one to call men to discuss your differences, he will treat you like a push over.

• He will know that you will always go back to him. He just will not take you seriously anymore.

• I knew a girl who was dating a person who was a commitment phobic. Therefore, she talked to him occasionally about taking their relationships to the next level as well as he always backed off.

• After that, she would break it off with him. She broke up with him so many times, but every time they broke up, she would call him a week later and try to work things out. He got so used to it that he did not even take her seriously anymore. He finally got tired of that drag and dumped her.

What to do when a man I have been seeing does not respond to my phone calls?

• Primary, I strongly trust that a woman must not even be calling man in the starting of a relationship.

• If you have been “seeing” each other, that particular wording suggests that you are still in the beginning of a relationship. If you called first and he does not call back, move on.

• However, what if he finally calls? This is bad news already.

• If he does not call, he is not that interested. If he “finally” calls, that means he calls you at the final when the girl he called initial cancelled on him.